Why Do Peeps Name Their Genitals?

Everyone does it. Caucasians and Orientals.

When I was a little girl, we were told to call them rude bits.
We were told never to say arse, front bottom, fanny or tits.
I always thought it strange that we could say kneecap but not vagina.
A word such as that one could bring on grandmother's angina!

When examining Michelangelo's David, it clearly has a penis.
It's there in full view. You don't have to be a genius.
So, why the hesitation to call it by its name?
Why do we attach to it so much hush hush and shame?

Let's call them by their names - we all know what they do.
Without the Twinkie and the Donut, we humans would be few.
A round of applause please for our reproductive organs!
Let's treat them as friends but let's always take precautions.

Do you have a Johnson or is yours a maiden's Mimsy?
I suggest that when you name them, you add a touch of whimsy.
When all is said and done, it's just a bit of fun.
Should I think up something grand or something cute and homespun?

Ani Avedissian
copyright July 5, 2025