This Little Hamster

Is a serial gangster lamster

Meek, almost mild on the outside.
Cute but not overly so.
Just another traveler on the curbside -
part of the endless tourist cargo.

She'll never stand out in a crowd much.
That's why she's perfect for this calling.
A greeting. A smile, then a light touch
and BOOM! Your next of kin are bawling.

You can keep your 007
and your SAS and Delta Force.
If I want to send someone to Heaven,
I'm calling the Hamster, of course.

Ani Avedissian
copyright June 12, 2026

"Did she enjoy a cocktail before writing the above?"  
Yes, my darlings. She did. 
The Hamster? She prefers sherry.